Funny SMS

Man1 sitting with dog.Man2:Your dog bits?Man1:No2nf Man sits and the dog bits!Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!Man:That is not my dog.

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Do u want nokia n73In Rs.999/onlyWith free sim,With 100 sms free.750 ka free air time.Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com

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7 saal pehly meri gf k sary bhai ghar pe rehty thay or date marna imposibl tha!Aj sub aate ki line mai khary rehty hain faraq toh parah hai geo Musharraf

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Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.Hum kahan jayen gay?Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

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ghalib farmate hain:hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.

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English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we

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In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent. But a girl needs only 4% talent. Remaining is already ( 36 ))24(( 36 ) = 96%with her.

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Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,koi bole u r stupid cool lekin, koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay

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Funny Sms a true love stroyonce a mosquito falls in love with a henone day they kissed each otherhen dies of malariaand mosquito dies of bird-fluMORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

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Jo Jeeta woh sikander,Jo haara woh jail k anderJo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappiJo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.

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Aaj ka sawal....mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti haivery simpleagar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai agar amer hai to kani parti hai

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Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saalMehnat se kam kai,Islie 5000 ka BonusCheque de raha Hu,Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......;-)

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ik pagal gusy main;oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahahmain tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;)

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Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

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Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya


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Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha


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Shetan ki 3 nishanian1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.2=parhte hue hansta hey.3=neeche mat jana-- Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..


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aur bhi bahut kuchh kah chuke hai hum dil lagane ke badye bataya hamare doston ne humein ishq farmane ke bad isliye ghar ka ek ek kona cheq karta hoon mein ek uske aane ke pahle aur ek uske jaane ke baad


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Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi!


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Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ha ha ha ha.....



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Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.



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teacher: i am beautiful. which tense is thisPuppo: obviously the past tense. haha


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defination of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal


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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.Banta : EagleSanta : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?Banta : Illeagal...


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CONGRATS!Yourphone has beeninstalled with anew puzzle game.To play,just throwyour phone againstthe wall andarrange the piecesback.It"s fun!Tryit!


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Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.



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Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?..Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....


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