Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne haGirl: ThnxBoy: Lipstick b achi haiGirl: ThnxBoy: Makeup b boht acha haiGirl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

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Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate.........I have already donate five litrs.

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Chicken Ready,Yes BossOmlet Ready, Yes BossMutton Read No BossBakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai

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You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.

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Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,......National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))

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Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.

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on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan

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Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMANShadi k time SUPERMANShadi k bad GENTLEMANor Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

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One Boy To Another,What Did U Do On Mothers Day?2nd Boy,I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

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It is a modern ramayanOnce Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .Then Hanuman Says"BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY"huhaaa


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You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.So i bought 3 movie tickets.Wife: why three?Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

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Funny Sms a true love stroyonce a mosquito falls in love with a henone day they kissed each otherhen dies of malariaand mosquito dies of bird-fluMORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN